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Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.