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All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.