I Like Long Walks, Especially

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.