I Like Long Walks, Especially

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.