Ed Sullivan Will Be Around

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.