My Agent Gets 10 Percent

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.