My Agent Gets 10 Percent

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.