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My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.