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I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

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