If The Grass Is Greener

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.