My Father Never Raised His

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.