My Father Never Raised His

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.