A Human Being Is Nothing

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.