Television Is A Medium Because

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.