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When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

-Fred Allen

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When Jack Benny Plays The

Fred Allen

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

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