My Hometown Was So Dull

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I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

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