He Always Had A Chip

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.