If Criticism Had Any Power

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.