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English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.