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It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.