Father Time Is The Make-up

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.