It Is Bad To Suppress

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose