A Celebrity Is A Person

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.