A Celebrity Is A Person

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.