All That The Comedian Has

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.