Radio Is Called A Medium

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My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

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Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.