Radio Is Called A Medium

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.