Radio Is Called A Medium

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.