The Average Vice-president Is A

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All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.