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Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.