Three Million Frogs' Legs Are

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.