Three Million Frogs' Legs Are

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.