Television Is The Triumph Of

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.