I'd Rather Have Two Girls

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.