Hanging Is Too Good For

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.