Hanging Is Too Good For

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.