I Play A Musical Instrument

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

He Always Had A Chip On His Shoulder That He Was Ready To Use To Kindle An Argument.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.