The First Thing That Strikes

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.