The First Thing That Strikes

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.