I Don't Want To Own

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.