Hollywood Is A Place Where

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.