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Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.