English Coffee Tastes Like Water

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.