He Was So Narrow Minded

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.