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You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.