On Ships They Call Them

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.