On Ships They Call Them

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.