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An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.