An Advertising Agency Is 85

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.