The World Is A Grindstone

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.