A Committee Is A Group

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

The Average Girl Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because She Knows The Average Man Can See Much Better Than He Can Think- Ladies' Home Journali'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.