During The Samuel Johnson Days

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.