During The Samuel Johnson Days

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.