During The Samuel Johnson Days

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.