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He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.