A Comedian Who Starts Talking

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.