Television Is A Triumph Of

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.