It Was Once Rumored That

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.