After Quitting Radio I Was

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.