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It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

I Was Just Working In The Shop And All Of A Sudden Something Just Triggered In Me, And I Started Shaking. And Then I Walked Back Into The House And My Wife Asked, 'what's The Matter?' And I Said, 'i Don't Feel Good.' And Tears, Uncontrollable Tears, Was Coming Out Of My Eyes And She Says, 'what's The Matter?' And I Told Her. I Said, 'i Just Thought About That Execution That I Did Two Days Ago, And Everybody Else's That I Was Involved In.' And What It Was, Something Triggered Within, And It Just, Everybody - All Of These Executions All Sprung Forward.