My Uncle Is A Southern

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.