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When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.