One Night I Asked A

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.