A Girl Phoned Me The

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!