My Kids Scotch Tape Worms

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .